Playing Dead

Belladonna, n.:
      In Italian a beautiful lady;
                in English a deadly poison.

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camplazlo:

wtf valentine’s day is tomorrow and no one ha s pronounced their undying love and devotion to me yet i am Very Disappointed in u all

Posted 3 months ago // 27,457 notes

cleptes:

p-ossum:

➥ Of course, she wasn’t about to use the same dosage she gave to her clients, so it wasn’t long before she shook ‘alive’ again and a hand snapped forward quickly to catch the boy’s wrist.

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“Boo~”

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That actually earned a jolt from the boy. Hadn’t she just killed herself? “I see Hell decided to spit you back out…” A nervous stare was given. “This isn’t what it looks like, I swear.” He’s going to accuse her of dark magic any minute now.

        ➥ “Neither heaven nor hell has a place for me.” She released his hand, snatching her purse back. Not like she kept any money in there. Like any wise woman, she stuffed the big bills in her bra. “Now what need would a ‘prince’ have to steal from a lady’s purse? Unless of course it was a bluff…”

Posted 3 months ago // 4 notes

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Posted 3 months ago // 0 notes

cleptes replied to your post: I hope you drop dead. That wasnt even a question. Bad klepto.

Holy shit she really did it But instead of being horrified that he presumably prompted her to die, he began rummaging through her purse. There better be money in here.

        ➥ Of course, she wasn’t about to use the same dosage she gave to her clients, so it wasn’t long before she shook ‘alive’ again and a hand snapped forward quickly to catch the boy’s wrist.

               “Boo~”

Posted 3 months ago // 4 notes
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Anonymous asked : Self-proclaimed worst day of your life?

      ➥ “The day I met that clumsy moron of a doctor… Unfortunately —but also fortunately, I suppose— he was the doctor that one of my clients got taken to. He saw through the poisons, but… he didn’t say anything to the family. Maybe he was hoping it was a surprise? I never asked him…” Of course, that day is also one of the best ones she’s ever had. “He pretty much works for me now~” If semi-reluctant compliance means ‘working for’…

Posted 3 months ago // 1 note
cleptes asked : "I hope you drop dead." That wasn't even a question. Bad klepto.

       ➥ “I wouldn’t want to keep you hoping for too long, now would I?” The woman grinned and reached into her purse, pulling out a decorated syringe and promptly jabbed it into her leg. There was a pause, but then her body went stiff and she tumbled backwards, her pulse slowing to a near stop. The stiffness was something she was very proud of, faux rigor mortis made it that much easier to trick the untrained eye.

Posted 3 months ago // 1 note
Any questions for my character?
Posted 3 months ago // 2 notes

cleptes replied to your post: cleptes replied to your post: Heres a rundown of…

BUT THEY MUST BE MADE

WHICH WAS WHAT I KEPT TELLING MYSELF AS I MADE 1278334 BLOGS

Posted 3 months ago // 1 note
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But, of course that list spans back to when I first started RPing on Tumblr and excludes my very few canon muses.

Haruhiko was my first canon blog here and my first RP blog, and Riko was my first OC here.

Posted 3 months ago // 1 note
tagged : #ooc 

cleptes replied to your post: Heres a rundown of past muses that Hibi probably…

And you people say that I have a lot of muses. eAe

Which is why I have the right to shake my head at you when you make new ones. bECAUSE I KNOW WHAT A SLIPPERY SLOPE IT IS

Posted 3 months ago // 1 note
tagged : #cleptes